Sunday, September 8, 2013

Once again, the priests of global warming are correct



Here's "Doctor" Gerry Bell ... standing in front of a "step-and-repeat" board.  That's right ... all the cool people/companies have a step-and-repeat board and libs CANNOT stand it if they aren't in with the cool crowd.  And if that means they have to squander your money and defend it with "it's just a drop in the bucket" then so be it.

At the start of every season, NOAA's Climate Prediction Center sounds the global warming "we TOLD you it was coming" alarm.  And every season they hope you get amnesia about their predictions from the prior year.

Here they were in May of 2013:

“This year, oceanic and atmospheric conditions in the Atlantic basin are expected to produce more and stronger hurricanes,” said Gerry Bell, Ph.D., lead seasonal hurricane forecaster with NOAA’s Climate Prediction Center.

More from these clever, clucking, clairvoyant geniuses here:

Yes.  One of the things I LOVE about idiot-libs is how embarrassment bounces off them like a bullet off Superman.  It's as if they couldn't care less that you know their predictions are almost ALWAYS incorrect ... they still come back and do the same thing again ... as if their followers are total idiots and will NEVER catch on.

So after nothing was happening, they weren't embarrassed at all and, on August 8th, came out with:

NOAA issued its updated Atlantic hurricane season outlook today saying the season is shaping up to be above normal with the possibility that it could be very active.

“Our confidence for an above-normal season is still high because the predicted atmospheric and oceanic conditions that are favorable for storm development have materialized,” said Gerry Bell, Ph.D., lead seasonal hurricane forecaster at NOAA’s Climate Prediction Center, ... more here:

Yes, never give up, right Bell?  Get a real job and get the hell off my wallet, crapstain.  AS IF anyone could predict hurricanes so far in advance.  The funniest part is, it doesn't matter whether they are right or wrong, they still get paid ... by me ... why?  Because the bleating sheep their followers still get to vote on my freedom/wallet and implement ridiculous "programs" like this.

But what is the reality (once ... again?) Here's a little headline from Sept 7.

"It certainly looks like pretty much of a forecast bust," said Jeff Masters, a hurricane expert and director of meteorology at the Weather Underground (www.wunderground.com).

"Virtually all the (forecast) groups were calling for above-normal hurricanes and intensive hurricanes and we haven't even had a hurricane at all, with the season half over," he said.

With records going back to 1851, Dennis Feltgen, a spokesman for the U.S. National Hurricane Center, said there had been only 17 years when the first Atlantic hurricane formed after September 4.

But never mind the facts, they'll be back next May ... predicting the worst, again.  And the media will blast the warnings, again ... with not such as a meep about how they were wrong last year, and the year before, and the year before that, ad infinitum.   No, no, t'will all be forgotten in the name of the great global warming and the "public good." Oh, and the amnesiac sheep will bleat, again. 

My favorite part?  When they're right once every few years they come a-boasting, "We told you so ... heed our words ... global warming is our doom ... give us your money, do what you're told, and all will be well."

You know, seriously, I don't have any problem at all with them being wrong all the time.  My only problem is they charge me to do it.  And if I object they tell me how greedy I am.



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