The 2014 World Cup in Brazil is set to be the first to offer special seats for obese fans.
FIFA told The Associated Press that the seats will be offered to conform to Brazilian legislation, although international supporters will also be entitled to them. More here:
Oh that sounds great, doesn't it? All the fatties sitting together in one section of the stadium. It's about time we separated Fatty McFatstick from the rest of polite society. Sheesh. Just looking at them is brutal.