Friday, December 28, 2012

Heh ... Candy, little girl?


Toy guns lead to wanting REAL guns - you should also, take away teddy bears you idiots


As the nation debates gun policy following the mass shooting in Newtown, Conn., some parents are imposing a different kind of gun control in their own homes: They are taking away their children’s toy guns. More here:

Right, because they JUST NOW thought of this.

Except, no, the media has been pushing this idea for a long time.  They push it every chance they get ... which is why it's hard to believe that "some parents" just now thought of it.  And by "some parents," I mean, "idiot liberals."

I love it though.  Whenever I see "some say" or "critics say," I know it's just the media presenting their agenda under the guise of "look what these people think.  It's not us (the media) bringing it up, no, no, ... we're just 'covering the news'"

Also notice the assumption in the following sentence:
"As the nation debates gun policy ..."

I don't know about you but I'm not debating a gd thing.  I'm telling the tyrants to leave me alone, that's it.  I have rights and I don't want you "infringing" on them.  Does that sound like a gd debate to you?  No, it doesn't ... but the media want the sheep to think that your rights are up for "debate."

The libs are missing their "I've gone too far" detector


Is This Shoe Vegan?

If you are here, you are trying to figure out how to buy animal free shoes, which is excellent.  Vegan Kicks is here to help!  Here are a few steps you can take to figure out whether your shoes are in fact vegan: More here:

Ha ha, I was perusaling the web to find some navy/grey or navy/tan sneakers when BOOM, I was suddenly made aware that there is such a thing as a "vegan shoe."  LMAO.

Well, that's it ... I don't care how much they cost, I'm going to be sporting these at my next demonstration against those racist Tea Party peeps. Wait until the rest of the flock gets a load of me.  Next thing you know, I'll be in charge of the drum circle.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Government warns witch ... take off pointy hat, or else.


A back-in-the-day soda shop in St. Paul has been busted for selling cigarettes -- made of candy.

Lynden's, on Hamline Avenue near Cretin-Derham Hall High School, said a city inspections official came in last week and gave the shop a warning and added that a misdemeanor citation -- with a $500 fine -- would be next if the non-carcinogenic confections continue to be sold.

Thank GOD the government is here  to watch over us and hold these witches accountable.  No doubt the owner had a long bent nose with a wart too.

"We got busted [Dec. 19] by the City of St. Paul. Oops," the shop tweeted.

Candy cigarettes, bubble gum cigars and bubble gum made to look like chewing tobacco have been among a host of vintage sugary treats that Lynden's has kept in stock since it opened in April.

"We had no idea," Tobi Lynden said Wednesday, lamenting that she can no longer sell the white candy sticks with the red tips, her best-selling candy. "We don't want to get on the bad side of St. Paul."

Had no idea .. lmao.  Where you been lady, living under a rock?  Everybody knows that even PRETENDING to smoke signifies the fact that you are, at a minimum,  UNCOUTH, and probably a full blown witch.

Lynden said nearly all of the candy cigarette purchases were made by adults.

Adults, yes.  Exploiting the fact they are "free people" ... really out there on the edge of danger.

" 'Oh, I had these when I was little,' " she said she would often hear. "We weren't trying to promote smoking or tobacco use of any kind."

And just what would prompt a bureaucrat to ferret out such nefarious activity?

"Somebody from Bloomington called and reported us," Lynden said. "The whole thing is pretty weird."

Yes, well, I'll bet the skid-mark lib whistle-blower is a strict law-abiding citizen who never breaks the law at all.  You know, except for smoking marijuana or something small like that ... but they would NEVER even DREAM of violating serious moral laws such as eating a candy cigarette. Do I have that about right?

They say that candy cigarettes make people want to smoke real cigarettes.  I think this comment just about sums it up.

"I just got through a bag of gummy bears," one person wrote. " Now I can't stop thinking about where to find a REAL bear to eat!" More here:

MAKE HILLARY TESTIFY IN OUR STALINIST SHOW-TRIAL

WW-2 is over and communists rule Eastern Europe. Stalin directs countless show trials, where Christian leaders, and anti-communist are tried and hanged.

Republican senators will refuse to confirm Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., as Secretary of State until the nation’s current top diplomat, Hillary Clinton, testifies about her handling of the Benghazi terrorist attack. More here:

Yes, this is what I love ... when the power-hungry jackasses in the federal government are always so busy hauling their political opponents in front of their little committees for some Stalinist show trials "hearings."

And what do you hope to accomplish by "proving" that Clinton is to blame for Benghazi (which I doubt.)  But even if you "prove" it, do you think the American people are going to finally see the error of their ways?  Is that the purpose of this show-trial?

Yep, that's IT ... now all the American people will suddenly associate the "bad guy"with the party and assume that ALL people in that party are the same.  And yet it never works that way, does it ... no.  Because, if you're a lib, you already hate conservatives and you always will.  And conservatives forget this part ... they keep thinking libs can be persuaded.

And I love how both parties proclaim proof at the end of these idiotic procedures. Like "look, sheep ... there is the PROOF."  And the sheep, barely looking up, never even miss a chew on the cud.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Another "science-tific" study


If you're angry, for the benefit of your health, you need to let it all out, according to a new study that revealed that being hot-tempered and expressing your anger could be a key to enjoying a long and healthy life. More here:

I don't know about you but I'm fully confident that the "scientists" took everything necessary into account. 

Especially the part where they take my tax money so they can "fund" their research.  That's the crucial part.

It's ok for him to break the law ... but not for you


NBC was told by the Washington, D.C., police that it was “not permissible” to show a high-capacity gun magazine on air before Sunday’s “Meet the Press,” according to a statement Wednesday from the cops.

“NBC contacted [the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department] inquiring if they could utilize a high capacity magazine for their segment,” Gwendolyn Crump, a police spokeswoman, said in an email. “NBC was informed that possession of a high capacity magazine is not permissible and their request was denied. This matter is currently being investigated.” More here:

Hey, how many times do we have to tell you damn rubes ... the laws we make for YOU do NOT apply to us, your intellectual betters.  Jeesh, talk about thick ... wooooo.

You see, when WE break the law, it's for a damn good reason ... got me?  Rubes?

And notice the ironing ... he's going to use the first amendment to protect his "right" to assault the second amendment. The ironing is always delicious with the libs.

Chicago, the way of the future


Over the holiday at least 13 people were wounded in gun violence across the city, according to a tally of shootings. No arrests have been made Wednesday morning, but detectives continue to investigate. More here:

Total homicides in Chicago rose to 480 for the first eleven months of 2012; a 21 percent increase from last year.  On November 30, 2012, there were four fatal shootings within the city.  These murders brought the homicide total to 38 for the month, just above the 37 recorded in November of last year.

Despite having some of the strictest gun laws in the country, ... More here:

Wow, you mean criminals don't obey gun laws?  Why, how downright uncivil of them.

Don't worry though, soon all the criminals will obey the gun laws so we better hurry up and put some more gun laws in place ... so we can STOP THE GUN VIOLENCE!

Go ahead, Sam, tell them you aren't a witch, they'll understand



Sam Donaldson charged with DUI in Delaware 

ABC News veteran and former correspondent Sam Donaldson is facing a drunken driving charge in Delaware. 

Police in the southern coastal town of Lewes say the 78-year-old Donaldson was stopped Dec. 1 for a traffic violation. Police say the officer determined Donaldson had been drinking and gave him field sobriety tests. 

Donaldson was arrested and later released. An arraignment is set for Friday. More here:

Ha ha, I love it when these pretentious shithooks get caught. 

H/T  A-is-A

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Weird ... psycho killer gets out of jail and kills again ... libs mystified


WEBSTER, N.Y. (CBSNewYork/AP) — Police in Webster, N.Y., say the man who lured firefighters to their deaths in a blaze of gunfire left a typewritten note saying he wanted to burn down the neighborhood and “do what I like doing best, killing people.” 

But officials said the note did not include a motive for Monday morning’s deadly assault.

Webster Police Chief Gerald Pickering said Tuesday 62-year-old ex-convict William Spengler armed himself with three weapons and set his house afire to lure first responders into a death trap. 

Police also said they found human remains in Spengler’s home. They believe they are those of his missing 67-year-old sister, Cheryl. However a medical examiner needs to confirm the identity.

A friend told the Associated Press Spengler hated his sister.

Spengler killed himself as seven houses burned around him Monday. 

Spengler previously served 17 years for manslaughter in the death of his grandmother. He was jailed until 1998, and on parole until 2006.

See, there was no way this could have been predicted.  I mean, this proves that psychopathic murderers usually don't murder again ... unless you let them out of prison.

I see, so he killed him grandma.  Was the shitstain jourrrrrnalist the slightest bit curious about how he killed his grandma? Answer: No.

So the helpful (and curious) Klown looked it up:

Press coverage of that crime reveals Spengler initially claimed his grandmother had taken a fatal spill down a flight of stairs. But he later admitted to bashing her with a hammer during an argument. He copped to tossing it into Lake Ontario. More here:

Don't worry about that though, you don't need to know anything about that.

Here's what the shitstain jourrrrrnalist WAS curious about. (And you NEED to know.)

Spengler was using a Bushmaster .223-caliber rifle – the same gun as used by the gunman in the Newtown massacre. He was also armed with a .38 revolver and a shotgun. More here:

Yes, this is critical information.

Was the shitstain jourrrrnalist curious about how the poor, misunderstood, convicted felon came to have several weapons?
Answer: No.

Was he curious about how this POSSIBLY could have happened ... you know ... with the gun laws in effect and so forth?
Answer: No

Totally objective jourrrrnalist, Sam Donaldson, says "Hee Haw, Hee Haw"


So Donaldson like so many of his colleagues in the media believe that the movement that led to an historic Republican victory at the polls in 2010 will defeat the GOP if the Party doesn’t purge itself of such people and thinking. From Newsbusters:

Hey, Sam ... did you hate it when the idiot liberals did it? 

Here are some examples ... where were you when this was going on, Sam?  Hmmm? Did you have anything at ALL to say when the idiot-libs were doing it?

In declaring his run for the presidency, Howard Dean told a crowd in Burlington, Vermont, "You have the power to take our county back!" 

A little more than half a year later, when Dean was ousted from the Democratic primary, he said the same thing once again. Nine days later, he again said "I'll be doing everything that I can to make sure that John Kerry and John Edwards take this country back."

 In fact, Howard Dean was such a fan of the phrase, he even wrote two books incorporating it into their titles: "You Have the Power: How to Take Back Our Country and Restore Democracy in America" and "Winning Back America". From whom? He doesn't say. But clearly he's a racist.

As is Hillary Clinton. In a stunning show of racial bigotry, Clinton opened her 2008 run for president by declaring the she would "take our country back."

Chuck Schumer: also a racist. After the 2006 midterms, he stated: "We really care about taking our country back… So far, sooo good."

Prominent Democratic strategists James Carville and Paul Begala are also racists. They coauthored a book in the run-up to the last presidential election titled "Take It Back: A Battle Plan for Democratic Victory."

And how about the racist Katrina vanden Hevuel, editor of the far-left, near-bankrupt magazine The Nation. She's also a racist for penning a book titled "Taking Back America".

More here:

You, Sam, are a POS.  That's one of the things I love about libiots ... they're so principled and consistent.

Hollywood libiots at each other's throats


Spike Lee thinks Quentin Tarantino's new slavery revenge flick "Django Unchained" is the wrong thing.

The famed "He Got Game" director says he's boycotting the new movie because he finds it insulting.

"American Slavery Was Not A Sergio Leone Spaghetti Western. It Was A Holocaust. My Ancestors Are Slaves. Stolen From Africa. I Will Honor Them," he wrote on Twitter.

Well, what do you know.  Surprise of all surprises ... Spike Lee is an expert on slavery ... you know, cuz he's black. Of course, at some point almost EVERYONE'S ancestors were slaves but you can disregard that ... it's only a fact ... and libs aren't big on recognizing the difference between fact and bullshit.

"All I'm going to say is that it's disrespectful to my ancestors to see that film. That's the only thing I'm gonna say," he explained. "I can't disrespect my ancestors. I can't do it. Now, that's me. I'm not speaking on behalf of anybody but myself. I can't do it."

LMAO.  Hey Quentin, now is your chance to say "But I'm on your side" ... you know, like when the Taliban is about to behead some libiot jourrrrnalist who was over there trying to present "their point of view."

Lee, 55, even tangled with another Twitter user who took issue with his Holocaust comparison.

"The goal of the holocaust was death and destruction; the goal of American slavery was tobacco, indigo, rice, and cotton," a post from a user called Rogue Academic read.

"Like Slaves Didn't Die? What Kind Of Academic Are You? And George Washington Didn't Own Slaves Too?" Lee responded.

See what I mean?  Spike Lee just can't WAIT to get indignant about someone questioning his "authori-tie."  I mean HARRRUMPH ... he knows all about George Washington owning slaves.  Yes, see, and it's the practice of spouting little pieces of highly obscure knowledge like that which  serves to demonstrate his command of the subject matter here. 

He can't WAIT to jump to his strength and show how he's studied history and understands all the nuance involved in the subject.  Oh yes, yes, I'm sure you've been present when some "expert" started with the spouting about the slave-owner founding fathers ... but somehow they leave out the parts of the declaration and the constitution which ultimately forced the end of slavery in America.

That's right ... the founders put a "date certain" to end slavery in the constitution.  And when it still didn't end slavery, we fought a civil war over it ... and over a quarter of a million white peeps ended up dying for that cause ... the freedom of men.  But if you're an expert on slavery you can disregard those facts, right Spikey?

Tarantino, 49, has been the subject of Lee's ire before.

Lee criticized the "Pulp Fiction" director for his liberal use of the n-word in his third feature film, "Jackie Brown," a 1997 movie starring Samuel L. Jackson and paying homage to the blaxploitation films of the 1970s.

LMAO - "blaxploitation."  Yes, those poor black peeps got exploited.  And if there's one thing an idiot liberal hates, it's exploitation.  They're "agin it."  Even if it makes the person rich while he's being "exploited."  No, no, libs don't fall for that.

"I'm not against the word. And some people speak that way. But Quentin is infatuated with that word," Lee said of Tarantino in an interview with Variety.

"What does he want to be made, an honorary black man?" the "Do The Right Thing" director asked. "I want Quentin to know that all African-Americans do not think that word is trendy or slick." More here:

"Honorary black man?"  How's the ego on this guy?  I mean, what does he want ... to be made an honorary egotistical jackass?

Anyway, I love it when these idiot liberals turn on each other.

The well-reasoned logic of the intellectual putz


Absolute power: Swaziland's King Mswati III has been criticised by his people for his lavish lifestyle in the otherwise impoverished natio.

Why do these "benevolent rulers" always live the lavish lifestyle while the people suffer?  "Why do people accept this garbage?

Women in Swaziland have been banned from wearing miniskirts and crop tops because they 'encourage rape' - and offenders face a six-month spell in jail.

Police in Swaziland, the last absolute monarchy in Africa and an incredibly conservative nation, have resurrected an archaic colonial criminal act from 1889 to stop women wearing clothes that expose their body.

The ban also applies to low-slung jeans and tank tops. However, the 'indlamu' costume, a tiny beaded belt worn when young women dance for King Mswati topless and with their buttocks fully exposed, is permissible, authorities declared.


Classic, absolutely classic, idiot-liberals stealing your freedom always have such logic and reason behind their actions.  Always so helpful, aren't they?  Yes, you can see ... it's for the good of the people.

Hleta said this apparel is permissible because police have no records of any maiden being raped while wearing the costume.

Really?  Do they have any records of women being raped while carrying a pistol?  Maybe they ought to legalize that as well.

Note: The SADC country with the strictest firearmlegislation is Swaziland.

Ha ha, who would have guessed.

The king, who has been criticised for his lavish lifestyle in an impoverished country, already has 13 wives.

Women have also been advised on a way to retrieve dropped objects that will not make them 'culpable' in their own assaults by 'exciting males'. More here

Right, no bending over, ladies ... it might result in the old bumpa-bumpa ... we just CAN'T HELP IT.

Jeez, can you imagine?  Some jackass in the government all of a sudden saying our women canna wear miniskirts and bend over etc?  I think there would be a march on Washington with torches and so forth.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Hey everybody, here's where the witches live!!


The map indicates the addresses of all pistol permit holders in Westchester and Rockland counties. Each dot represents an individual permit holder licensed to own a handgun — a pistol or revolver. The data does not include owners of long guns — rifles or shotguns — which can be purchased without a permit. Being included in this map does not mean the individual at a specific location owns a weapon, just that they are licensed to do so.

Data for all permit categories, unrestricted carry, premises, business, employment, target and hunting, is included, but permit information is not available on an individual basis.

To create the map, The Journal News submitted Freedom of Information requests for the names and addresses of all pistol permit holders in Westchester, Rockland and Putnam. By state law, the information is public record.

Putnam is still putting together its records and could not immediately provide any data. The map will be updated when that data is released. More here:

You see?  This is how idiot-libs (aka jourrrrnalists think) ... just because you CAN publish information, that means you SHOULD.

Hey, I wonder if they published a map and a list of where "sex offenders" live ... or child molesters ... or violent criminals.

And "newspapers" wonder why they're going out of business.  It's a total mystery ... probably all the fault of the internet.

Is this why the government  forces you to "register" your weapons ... so they can allow their cohorts in the media to torment you?

Pathetic moron tries for publicity

Pathetic Moron, Piers Morgan

LONDON (AP) -- Tens of thousands of people have signed a petition calling for British CNN host Piers Morgan to be deported from the U.S. over his gun control views.

Morgan has taken an aggressive stand for tighter U.S. gun laws in the wake of the Newtown, Connecticut, school shooting. Last week, he called a gun advocate appearing on his "Piers Morgan Tonight" show an "unbelievably stupid man." More here:

This cracks me up.  "Tens of thousands signed petition ..."  

Right, and the Klown doubts ANY of them were actual conservatives.  My guess would be the signers are all idiot-liberals followers of his and the petition is designed to get him and his views some publicity.

See, it is my contention that conservatives would look at this and think "Piers  who?"

And then, even after the unlikely event of figuring out who he is, they would think to themselves, what good would it do to deport one idiot-liberal jourrrrrnalist.? That would be like pulling your finger out of a bucket of water to see the hole it leaves ... and that's disregarding the fact we support the first amendment right along with the second.

I mean, really, you're going to deport one communist/"democratic" idiot leftist and yet still watch MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, etc etc ... never mind electing untold numbers of them to the federal government?  Negros, please Get serious.

Cops are going after the real low-lifes who threaten our communities


Federal officials are looking for the two swimmers who were seen riding a dying whale in South Florida.

Federal officials? ROFL.

The South Florida Sun Sentinel reports a Pompano Beach resident snapped a picture of one man riding the dying whale Sunday morning. The swimmers could face a misdemeanor conviction of harassing a marine mammal, which carries a maximum penalty of one year in jail and a fine of up to $100,000.

City officials had the 40-foot sperm whale carcass towed out to sea rather than allow scientists to perform a necropsy. Federal officials argued that learning the animal's cause of death would provide invaluable information for conservation. From here:

LMAO.  Yes, this is a job for "federal officials." THEY MUST BE ARRESTED FOR RIDING A WHALE.

Well, in the Klown's humble opinion, free people ought to be allowed to ride whales if they want (not slaves, of course, just free people) ... as long as they don't hurt them.  This goes for putting salt on the tails of birds too.

I look at it this way, it's just one more opportunity for idiots to be killed while communing with wild animals.  It's one of my favorite ways for libs to suffer death ... right next to being killed while trying to rob law-abiding citizens.

Anyway, what's wrong with these peeps?  Don't they know that whale riding is only legal when big political donors like Sea World are doing it for profit?  Sheesh.

Some quotes about freedom

What's this?  You mean they had the "politically correct police" way back then?  It sure sounds like it to me.

The Founding Fathers on Maintaining Freedom

"The greatest danger to American freedom is a government that ignores the Constitution."
Thomas Jefferson
Third President of the United States

 "The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion."
Edmund Burke
British Statesman, 1784

"What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance. Let them take arms."
Thomas Jefferson
to James Madison


And my current personal favorite of these:

 "There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters. "
Noah Webster
American Lexicographer

Good masters, intellectual betters, idiot-liberals ... it's all the same.

More here:

Oh yes, the "Democratics" are coming for your guns ... for your own good, of course


Sometimes it is helpful to ascertain what the founders and framers actually thought about certain provisions in the founding documents.  

It's funny, isn't it ... often our intellectual betters will make something up to suit their agenda inform us of all kinds of "facts."  You know ... like "the founding fathers didn't mean that individuals could own guns ... they meant that for a 'well regulated militia only.'"

Yes, ever heard that one?  Only ALL THE TIME, right?  Never mind the actual facts though, sheep.

Quotes on the Second Amendment

The Founding Fathers on the Second Amendment

"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
Co-author of the Second Amendment
during Virginia's Convention to Ratify the Constitution, 1788

"A militia, when properly formed, are in fact the people themselves …"
Richard Henry Lee
writing in Letters from the Federal Farmer to the Republic, Letter XVIII, May, 1788.

"The people are not to be disarmed of their weapons. They are left in full posession of them."
Zachariah Johnson
Elliot's Debates, vol. 3 "The Debates in the Several State Conventions on the Adoption of the Federal Constitution."

"… the people are confirmed by the next article in their right to keep and bear their private arms"
Philadelphia Federal Gazette
June 18, 1789, Pg. 2, Col. 2
Article on the Bill of Rights

"And that the said Constitution be never construed to authorize Congress to infringe the just liberty of the Press, or the rights of Conscience; or to prevent the people of the United States, who are peaceable citizens, from keeping their own arms; …"
Samuel Adams
quoted in the Philadelphia Independent Gazetteer, August 20, 1789, "Propositions submitted to the Convention of this State"

The Founding Fathers on Arms

"Firearms stand next in importance to the constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone under independence … from the hour the Pilgrims landed to the present day, events, occurrences and tendencies prove that to ensure peace security and happiness, the rifle and pistol are equally indispensable … the very atmosphere of firearms anywhere restrains evil interference — they deserve a place of honor with all that's good."
George Washington
First President of the United States  

"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not."
Thomas Jefferson
Third President of the United States

"The constitutions of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that … it is their right and duty to be at all times armed; … "
Thomas Jefferson
letter to Justice John Cartwright, June 5, 1824. ME 16:45.

"The best we can help for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed."
Alexander Hamilton
The Federalist Papers at 184-8

Plenty more here:

Yes, slave, you are free ... why do you ask? Don't you feel free?


The Bureau of Land Management uses a helicopter to herd wild horses in Idaho. The practice has drawn complaints from some animal protection groups, who are now also angered by efforts to open a slaughterhouse in New Mexico to produce horse meat. (Darin Oswald / Idaho Statesman/Associated Press / July 25, 2007)

Rick de los Santos wants to reopen an animal slaughter business that's been banned in the U.S. for years. Along the way, he's also opened a can of worms.

The Roswell, N.M., meat company owner sued the federal government last week, alleging that officials ignored his application to resume domestic horse slaughter for food because the practice had become an emotional political issue throughout the West. More here:

The federal government, it's involved in everything, all the time ... and always so helpful in terms of expanding your individual freedom and bringing prices down.

"I've seen 130,000 horses a year on their way to Mexico — they go right through our backyard — and I wanted to tap into the market," he said. "I could have hired 100 people by now. Everyone in our community agrees we need this type of service. And I'm tired of waiting."

That's right, the founding fathers slaughtered horses but you can't.  You wanna know why?  Because it's our (the FEDERAL government's) opinion that you shouldn't do it ... nossir.

What's that?  Are you a free man?  Of COURSE you're a free man, don't be ridiculous.

In fact, you're so free that we, the government will make lots of choices for you.  You don't need to be making choices for yourself ... you're too busy being free.

What's this? An incongruency in a liberal argument? Better alert the New York Times

Condescending peckerwood and VP of Snark, David Gregory

David Gregory mocked the NRA's Wayne LaPierre for proposing that armed guards be at every school in America. But the NBC host seems to have no problem with armed guards protecting his kids everyday where they attend school in Washington, D.C. More here:

Hey, the rules for YOU don't apply to your intellectual betters ... learn that and you'll be much better off in the brain damage department.
H/T Wombat for this pic:

You see, lots of brain damage is traceable directly to trying to find logic, reason, and consistency in the arguments of the libiots.  Stop trying and you'll find you'll feel much better.

Ack - my eyes are a mess

So I was speed-reading this Food Lion advertisement this morning and BLAM, my eyes got into an accident.  If only I hadn't paid attention in math class the damage could have been mitigated.



Sunday, December 23, 2012

Adios, jackasses


Saturday, December 22, 2012

The government -- focused on really important things


The Senate passed a resolution Thursday night that calls on the newspaper Village Voice “to act as a responsible global citizen” by taking down its “adult entertainment” section of its classified advertising website. More here:

Way to go ... the upper chamber of the FEDERAL government really has its priorities in order.

That's right, they are FOCUSED, baby. 

Q - Are they producing a budget? Answer: No
Q - Are they controlling spending?  Answer: No
Q - Are they protecting the border? Answer: No
Q - Are they reforming the ridiculously complicated tax code? Answer: No
Q - Are they increasing our ability to find sources of energy?  Answer: No
Q - Are they reforming our tort laws to stop ridiculous lawsuits? Answer: No

Instead they are worrying about a newspaper ... nice job you clucking morons.

OH, and another thing ... screw you and your "global citizen" crap.  Blow it out your asses.

LMAO.  Now everyone is supposed to view themselves as a "global citizen."  That is helpful in terms of their ability to steal your freedom.  Expect to start hearing this ad nauseum as the media lets the sheep know to begin bleating repeat the mantra.

That's one of the ways we let each other know how smart we are ... it's how we show we agree with the media our intellectual betters.   Yes, you see?  Our bleating shows we've been paying attention ... we're smart ... we're part of the flock ... PLEASE recognize our intelligence ... we live for the recognition.

Ack ... man farting at work in the federal government ... nothing can be done


DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.

The SSA worker is pictured with his wife in the above photo, which apparently was taken at an amusement park (yes, he is standing at the left shoulder of someone dressed as Pepe Le Pew). The employee is a claims authorizer at the SSA center that handles disability cases for the entire country. More here:

Yes, the irony ... a stinky man pictured above with a stinky skunk ... and his wife. I don't know about you but I had to study the pic a little bit to determine which was which.

Friday, December 21, 2012

LOL @ The media ... and the sheep who buy their bullshit


Here's the headline: 

Gut Check Time for Conservative Cliff Jumpers (Fiscal cliff)
From here:

Yes, because it's the conservatives forcing us all over the cliff, the "Democratics" have nothing to to with it.

You see, all the conservatives have to do is do EXACTLY as they are told and the "Democratics" will take care of everything.  If they don't do as they're told then we're going over the fiscal cliff and it's all the fault of conservatives ... got that?

I love the media ... "conservative cliff jumpers."

So funny, because ... what is the fiscal cliff?

Answer: Simple, it's just that the tax rates will go back to what they were before the Bush tax cuts, that's it.  Big deal.

Sure it would crush the economy but let me tell you, the economy is already crushed ... the tax increase will just make a very painful time even more painful ... and STILL half the voters won't put two and two together.  So, bottom line, to me, it makes no difference at all ... we're ALL going to spend the next 4-6 years in the toilet.

If only there were some way of making the idiots who INSIST on the "government doing something" pay for their own stupidity instead of dragging me along with them.  Then, I wouldn't care WHAT they do.  But that's not how it is, now is it.  No.

And that's the thing with libiots ... they MUST involve other people in their idiocy ... otherwise, no fun, right? 

Anyway, take heart people.  It's going to get worse ... MUCH worse, before it gets better.  The only problem is, for the next 4-6 years we're going to hear how it's all the fault of conservatives.

I didn't know there were purple ones


Twig-like praying mantises are snapped by professional photographer Mehmet Karaca in his hometown in Kahramanmaras, a province in Turkey.  Picture: Mehmet Karaca/Solent News & Photo Agency

From here:

I thought the photographer might have played with the colors so I Googled "Purple praying mantis."  And I found one ... so looks like this pic is real.  Is it just me or are these insects all kinds of spooky?

On the Mayan calendar ... "Doomsday prediction for Dec 21, 2012"


Those predicting a sudden apocalypse Friday have been disappointed, at least so far, as the morning dawned like any other. It seems the world is not ending, just the work week.

Ceremonial fires burned and conches sounded off as the sun began rising over the steps of the main pyramid at the Mayan ruins of Chichen Itza Friday, marking what many believe is the conclusion of a vast, 5,125-year cycle in the Mayan calendar.

Some have interpreted the prophetic moment as the end of the world.  More here:

LOL, yeah ... "some" have interpreted it as the end of the world.  

And "some" interpret my penis as a huge redwood tree.

Gotta love jourrrrrnalists.  They love the phrases "some say" and "critics say" ... that allows the media to present their brainwashing agenda ... you know ... instead of reality.


Hey, at least the media didn't exploit the Democratics gullible morons with nonstop "coverage" for the last couple of weeks, right?  NOOooooo.  They would never exploit the sheep that way. 
H/T Wombat for the cat pic.

Is is called the "Bill of Rights" or "The Bill of Needs?"


New York governor Andrew Cuomo says the state of New York is serious about gun confiscation. The Democrat and former Secretary of Housing and Urban Development told an Albany radio station he plans to propose a package of draconian legislation during his Sate of the State address next month.

“I don’t think legitimate sportsmen are going to say, ‘I need an assault weapon to go hunting,’” Cuomo said, according to the New York Times. “There is a balance here — I understand the rights of gun owners; I understand the rights of hunters.” More here:

Yes, because the founding father put the right to keep and bear arms in the constitution to protect the "rights of hunters" ... idiot.

Hey, Coumo, the second amendment is there to protect the right of the people to defend themselves against tyrants like you and the rest of your libiot buddies.

I cannot believe the sheep American people allow these jackasses to frame the debate is if the second amendment protects "hunters."  Actually, I suppose it's the media that allows it.  Have you heard one single jourrrrnalist bring this up?  No, and you won't.

I heard Joe Scarborough (one of many jourrrrnalist braying jackasses) this morning talking about "why do hunters need big clips?"

Answer:  Mostly, they don't.  But it's called the "Bill of Rights" not "The Bill of Needs." (H/T Mark Levin)

But what the hell has hunting got to do with coming for our weapons?  Tell me, is your dictionary missing the word "unalienable?"  The whole group o' ya ... buncha filthy freedom-stealing tunnel-nuggets.

I have a question, what are you libiot politicians doing letting clearly insane people freely roam and plunder the planet?

I pray to God that one day these American treasonous tyrants are brought to trial and held accountable for their actions.

Let's see, who else has tried this "gun confiscation" thing?  Anyone we might know?



Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Doomsday - Dec 21





H/T Wombat

HEY FATTIES, listen up


Obesity in human beings could be caused by bacterial infection rather than eating too much, exercising too little or genetics, according to a groundbreaking study that could have profound implications for public health systems, the pharmaceutical industry and food manufacturers.

The discovery in China followed an eight-year search by scientists across the world to explain the link between gut bacteria and obesity.

Researchers in Shanghai identified a human bacteria linked with obesity, fed it to mice and compared their weight gain with rodents without the bacteria. The latter did not become obese despite being fed a high-fat diet and being prevented from exercising.

The bacterium – known as enterobacter – encourages the body to make and store fat, and prevents it from being used, by deregulating the body’s metabolism-controlling genes. More here:

The Shanghai team fed a morbidly obese man a special diet designed to inhibit the bacterium linked to obesity and found that he lost 29 per cent of his body weight in 23 weeks. The patient was prevented from doing any exercise during the trial.

Prof Zhao said such a loss in an obese patient using this diet was unprecedented. The patient also recovered from diabetes, high blood pressure and fatty liver disease.

The diet of whole grains, traditional Chinese medicines and non-digestible carbohydrates changed the pH in the gut which limited the bacterium’s activity.

I tried finding the "diet" online but have been unsuccessful so far ... but something tells me I need to kill my enterobactor (keel mah landlo) KILL MAH ENTEROBACTER!!!

Psycho gunman (terms which are not long for this world)



PSYCHO: 'FEAR OF BEING COMMITTED' CAUSED HIM TO SNAP

The gunman who slaughtered 20 children and six adults at a Connecticut elementary school may have snapped because his mother was planning to commit him to a psychiatric facility, ... More here:

OK, a couple of things ...
1 - Are these pics we see of him handpicked for being the most "normal looking" pics on hand?  I mean, if your family was asked for pics would they hand the media the most psycho-looking pics out of the bunch?  Well, mine would ... but they're mean.

2 - How long will it be before the genius lefties tell us we can no longer use the pejorative term "psycho?"  (or "psychiatric facility" ... used to be "insane asylum" before we became so smart.)

The lefties are VERY concerned with the words people use, ever notice?  It's just part of the "thing" lefties have about controlling others ... right down to their words. Oh, and they have very good reasons for being such a pain-in-the-ass about it, don't you worry.  Plus, you can see how our society has so benefited from the use of politically correct terms ... yes, so much better off now than we were before.

3 - Speaking of controlling language, how come the lefties are letting their media cohorts get away with the term "gunman?"  Shouldn't their acceptable version be "gunperson?" (You know, to be gender neutral.)

Q - And why is being gender neutral so important?
A - Well, so you don't "seem" biased.

Q - And why is "seeming" unbiased so important?
 A - Because you want to "appear" objective.

Q - And why is the "appearance" of objectivity so important?
A - I don't know ... but with libiots, everything is based on "seeming" and "appearing."  Ever notice? Yes, the libs ... "she can't be a witch, she's not dressed like one, and that PROVES it." (Notice I didn't use he/she.  I'm so brainwashed, I almost did.)

Also, there is something that goes unstated ... and that is the conspicuous use of politicially correct terms serves to show how "smart" you are.  In addition to that, it's like bleating in the same tone as the rest of the sheep and it shows you clearly belong to the herd and are no threat to them whatsoever.

I could probably go on down this road a bit further but trying to ascertain the reasoning of an insane person libs is just tiresome and serves no real purpose.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Did you know about this?

Finger length may be an indication of sexual orientation, a controversial study has shown.

Scientists from California found that lesbian women have a greater difference in length between their ring finger and index finger than straight women do.

The same pattern was also found for homosexual men - but only when the researchers looked at those males that had several older brothers.

 In women, the ring finger and index finger tend to be about the same length. In men, however, the index finger is usually the shorter of the two digits. 

What the study showed was that lesbian women also tended to have the more "masculine" arrangement - that is, they had shorter index fingers.More here:

Well, should we go ahead and change the term "out of the closet" to "out of the glove?"  I'll bet there's TONS of new jokes to be made based on this info but I just can't put my finger on one right now.

Ed Shultz is so much smarter than the founding fathers


Liberals always say they don’t want to take away guns. But give them an awful tragedy like the Newtown, Conn. shooting and they get bolder and more honest. MSNBC host Ed Schultz showed a rare bout of such honesty during a brief Twitter exchange Saturday. Schultz asked “Why should anyone own an assault rifle ?” and followed it up by saying “it's the confiscation of these types of weapons that counts and will have an impact.”

Ohhhhh, "confiscation."  I see.  Heil, dumbass!!

“The Ed Show” host wasn’t done his attack on gun rights. “The NRA needs to state the case why assault weapons are needed by anyone,” he claimed. 

Right, because libiots will decide what you "need" and what you don't.  After all, they are your intellectual betters.  Don't believe it?  Just ask any one of the geniuses.

I love how the libiots just can't refrain from deciding what "should be allowed" (since your unalienable rights come from THEM.)

And after that, he (Shultz) told one poster that “a Glock pistol qualifies as an assault weapon.”  More here:

See, the framers knew there would be tyrants like this brainless twit who would want to decide things for you.  They KNEW these jackasses had been around since the beginning of time and would always be with us. 

And because of that there was a big fight about ratifying the Constitution way back then.  And it had to do with a so-called "Bill of Rights."  So they ultimately approved the Constitution with the promise that they would add the Bill of Rights later on. 

The original "Bill of Rights" consisted of twelve amendments, ten of which were ratified.  Among them, the second amendment (gun rights.)  They GUARANTEE a number of personal freedoms, limit the government's power in judicial and other proceedings, and reserve some powers to the states and the public.

So I heard Mark Levin last night talking about this subject of how the lefties are always  questioning what people "need."  And he deigned to remind the libiots as to how they are called "The Bill of Rights," not "The Bill of Needs."  LMAO.

Hey Klown, what were the two amendments that didn't get ratified back then?

I knew you'd ask this if you were a conservative had the slightest bit of curiosity and were interested in learning.

Proposed amendments not passed with Bill of Rights

After the enumeration required by the first article of the Constitution, there shall be one representative for every thirty thousand, until the number shall amount to one hundred, after which the proportion shall be so regulated by Congress, that there shall be not less than one hundred representatives, nor less than one representative for every forty thousand persons, until the number of representatives shall amount to two hundred; after which the proportion shall be so regulated by Congress, that there shall be not less than two hundred representatives, nor more than one representative for every fifty thousand persons.
No law varying the compensation for the services of the Senators and Representatives, shall take effect, until an election of Representatives shall have intervened.

"Republican" governor suffers brain cramp - lets murderer off

Uber genius/politician/John Kasich

COLUMBUS, Ohio – The governor on Monday sidestepped a decision about whether a condemned inmate is too fat to be humanely executed by sparing him on the grounds that he had poor legal representation.

Whew, that was a close one, we almost executed a disgusting fatass murderer.

Republican Gov. John Kasich's decision to grant clemency to Ronald Post mirrored the recommendation of mercy by the state parole board, which said it didn't doubt Post's guilt but said there were too many problems with how he was represented 30 years ago.

No doubt about his guilt but spare him anyway.  Yes, I see the logic there.

Post, who weighs 450 pounds, never raised the issue of his size with the board. And Kasich, who commuted Post's sentence to life with no chance of parole, didn't mention Post's obesity claim in his statement. Kasich spokesman Rob Nichols said the governor didn't consider Post's obesity claim.

"This decision should not be viewed by anyone as diminishing this awful crime or the pain it has caused," Kasich said.

I'm glad he told me how to "view" his decision.  Otherwise I'd view it as diminishing the life of the innocent motel clerk and total disregard for the suffering of the clerk's family.

Post was scheduled to die Jan. 16 for killing Elyria motel clerk Helen Vantz in a 1983 robbery. More here:

Yes, he was "scheduled to die" ... 30 years, I SAID 30 GD YEARS, after he ruthlessly killed an innocent motel clerk.  But her life means nothing to these brain damaged jackass politicians.

I noticed there was no description of the crime in the "report" other than "killed a motel clerk" so I did some Googling and found this. From here:

According to police and prosecutors, Post and two other men had cased the motel on Dec. 14, 1983. But Post returned alone later and talked to the desk clerk there about staying at the hotel at a later date and was introduced to Vantz when she came on duty around 12:15 a.m. Dec. 15.

He left but later returned and was let inside by Vantz, whom the other clerk had told that Post might come back. Vantz was shot twice in the head and was found about 7:30 a.m. at the desk where she had been working on the motel’s receipts.

Post made off with $100 and some of Vantz’s personal items.

Gee, I wonder why people continue to rob and murder.  Big deal, they lock you up, keep you warm, give you clothing and three meals a day.

I only wish that Kasich has to suffer the same fate as the victim's family one day.