Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Wow, this study is a real shocker

NEW ORLEANS (CBS Houston) – Scientists at Tulane University recently discovered that mice can match the pitch of their voices to blend with one another.

The findings came as something of a surprise to researchers, since mice were thought to be incapable of being able to change the pitch of their voices, The Telegraph reports. More genius here:

What's that you say?  The government is going broke?  Must not be since we have plenty of cash for important "studies" like this.  

I mean, after all, if there were the slightest problem, don't you think that fact would have occurred to the jourrrrnalist?  Don't you think the media would alert you to your tax money being squandered into the toilet?

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