Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Ha ha, you're not fooling HIM lady - he's a genius

JULY 31--Suspicious that his live-in girlfriend was planning an affair, a Tennessee man confronted the woman after spotting a photo of an unknown guy on her Facebook page, according to a police report.

 Lowell Turpin, 40, “angrily demanded to know who the male was,” reported Anderson County Sheriff’s Department investigators.

Crystal Gray, 38, “replied that it was a picture of Mitt Romney.”

Despite being informed that the man on Gray’s wall was the presumptive Republican presidential candidate (and not some hunky, severely conservative sidepiece), Turpin apparently was not placated. Gray said that he “became upset because she was attempting to communicate with friends through her Facebook account.”

In a subsequent tussle over the laptop, Gray’s hand was injured as she unsuccessfully tried to stop Turpin form smashing the computer against the wall. Gray told deputies that Turpin, pictured in the above mug shot, also punched her in the face during the encounter. More here:

What's the matter, lady?  You couldn't find a brainless troglo-dumbass to date so you picked this guy instead? That's what you get for dating "Democratics."

2 comments:

Onecos said...

Freakin Republicans... They make it more difficult for the rest of us...

WOMBAT said...

I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.

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