Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Airport Screening Results
January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
              It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls

1 comment:

Evil_Klown said...

If they keep expanding their methods they may be able to find out how many have shit for brains.

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