Sunday, December 11, 2011

Tsk, "Objective jourrrrrnalist" "accidentally" leaves out a fact

Yes, this totally objective jourrrrnalist left out a certain fact.  See if you can guess what it is.  Don't be ashamed if you can't guess because 99.9% of people would NEVER think of it.  That's right, only the top, TOP geniuses of the world would be able to deduce what might possibly be missing from this story.

And that's how objective jourrrrnalists everywhere "get away with it."  I mean, if they didn't "get away with it" their ratings would be going in the toilet and their news organizations would be going broke left and right.  Ha ha ... yes ... I see you capisky my implications.

Condo Owners Miffed By Removal Of Virgin Mary Statue

ROBINSON TOWNSHIP (KDKA) — The Vasko home is full of religious icons. Some of them have seasonal significance and some don’t, but all of them are inside the home for now.

“I had a Blessed Mother statue sitting out here,” Steven Vasko said.

He placed the statue just below the window of his family’s Robinson Township condominium.
“Yeah it was taken,” Vasko said. “The association – they stole it.”

He’s kind of right. The homeowners association did have someone remove the 150-pound cement statue from the spot.

The association says its common ground. No one is allowed to have anything on common ground so the statue had to go.

To get the statue back, Vasko will have to open his wallet.

“I have to pay a fine,” he said. “Would that be extortion or kidnapping? You tell me, I don’t know.”

Well, the story continues but you know enough now to wonder "what about the mysterious missing fact?"  It never surfaces.  The thing is, this hardly EVER happens.  Jourrrrrnalists hardly EVER leave out important parts of a story like this ... this is very rare indeed.  Ha ha ... I see you are keeping up.  You can read the rest here if you care.

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