Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Some Obama Jokes

Q. Why did President Obama feel it was necessary for him to apologize to the world and to degrade the United States?
A. Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.

Obama told Oprah Winfrey that he deserves to get a "good, solid B-plus" for his first year as President. He also claimed that Bo, the White House dog, ate the economy.

Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Bonus Pelosi jokes

Obama has ordered GM to come out with a new model called the Pelosi. It's a convertible, but no one wants to see it with the top down.

If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!

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