Sunday, May 31, 2009

I'm a white guy - I love this place

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Mack the Knife

And everyone's up in arms about how violent music is today...
Bobby Darin scored with this song in 1959, originally from the Threepenny Opera.


Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
Ya know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there's never, never a trace of red

Now on the sidewalk, huh, huh,
whoo sunny morning, un huh
Lies a body just oozin' life, eek
And someone's sneakin' 'round the corner
Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

There's a tugboat, huh, huh, down by the river dontcha know
Where a cement bag's just a'drooppin' on down
Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear
Five'll get ya ten old Macky's back in town
Now d'ja hear 'bout Louie Miller? He disappeared, babe
After drawin' out all his hard-earned cash
And now MacHeath spends just like a sailor
Could it be our boy's done somethin' rash?

Now Jenny Diver, ho, ho, yeah, Sukey Tawdry
Ooh, Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's back in town

I said Jenny Diver, whoa, Sukey Tawdry
Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's back in town.....

Look out, old Macky's back!!

More here, if you are interested...

Friday, May 29, 2009

It's about time ...

President Nicolas Sarkozy's desire to appoint an outspoken climate-change sceptic to a new French super-ministry of industry and innovation has drawn strong protests from party colleagues and environmentalists.

Claude All├Ęgre argues that global warming is not necessarily caused by human activity. Putting him in charge of scientific research would be tantamount to "giving the finger to scientists", said Nicolas Hulot, France's best-known environmental activist. More here:

Ha ha. Hey ... Nicolas ... he's not giving the finger to "scientists" ... he's giving the finger to "environmental activists." Please allow me to join him. Now, fuck off, jackass.

Pelosi promoting global warming scam


BEIJING (AP) — U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi urged Beijing on Thursday to cooperate on climate change, calling a safe environment a basic human right.

"I do see this opportunity for climate change to be ... a game-changer," she said at Tsinghua. "It's a place where human rights — looking out for the needs of the poor in terms of climate change and healthy environment — are a human right."

"We have so much room for improvement," she said. "Every aspect of our lives must be subjected to an inventory ... of how we are taking responsibility." The rest here:

You think this is a joke? Despite the pic, I don't believe these libs are "green." I think they see this as the best opportunity to tax the ever-loving-shit out of you since taxes were invented. The libs are coming for your wallets -- and they'll be taking "inventory." LMAO - keep voting for idiot liberals.

H/T Drudge:

Gee - I wonder if Obama knew this

As President Obama's Supreme Court nominee comes under heavy fire for allegedly being a "racist," Judge Sonia Sotomayor is listed as a member of the National Council of La Raza, a group that's promoted driver's licenses for illegal aliens, amnesty programs, and no immigration law enforcement by local and state police.

According the American Bar Association, Sotomayor is a member of the NCLR, which bills itself as the largest national Hispanic civil rights and advocacy organization in the U.S.

Meaning "the Race," La Raza also has connections to groups that advocate the separation of several southwestern states from the rest of America. More here:

LMAO - keep voting for idiot liberals.

And how does she feel about the First Amendment? Judge for yourself.

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Friday Presidents


20. JAMES GARFIELD 1881

As the last of the log cabin Presidents, James A. Garfield attacked political corruption and won back for the Presidency a measure of prestige it had lost during the Reconstruction period.

He was born in Cuyahoga County, Ohio, in 1831. Fatherless at two, he later drove canal boat teams, somehow earning enough money for an education. He was graduated from Williams College in Massachusetts in 1856, and he returned to the Western Reserve Eclectic Institute (later Hiram College) in Ohio as a classics professor. Within a year he was made its president.

Garfield was elected to the Ohio Senate in 1859 as a Republican. During the secession crisis, he advocated coercing the seceding states back into the Union.

In 1862, when Union military victories had been few, he successfully led a brigade at Middle Creek, Kentucky, against Confederate troops. At 31, Garfield became a brigadier general, two years later a major general of volunteers.

Meanwhile, in 1862, Ohioans elected him to Congress. President Lincoln persuaded him to resign his commission: It was easier to find major generals than to obtain effective Republicans for Congress. Garfield repeatedly won re-election for 18 years, and became the leading Republican in the House.

At the 1880 Republican Convention, Garfield failed to win the Presidential nomination for his friend John Sherman. Finally, on the 36th ballot, Garfield himself became the "dark horse" nominee.

By a margin of only 10,000 popular votes, Garfield defeated the Democratic nominee, Gen. Winfield Scott Hancock.

As President, Garfield strengthened Federal authority over the New York Customs House, stronghold of Senator Roscoe Conkling, who was leader of the Stalwart Republicans and dispenser of patronage in New York. When Garfield submitted to the Senate a list of appointments including many of Conkling's friends, he named Conkling's arch-rival William H. Robertson to run the Customs House. Conkling contested the nomination, tried to persuade the Senate to block it, and appealed to the Republican caucus to compel its withdrawal.

But Garfield would not submit: "This...will settle the question whether the President is registering clerk of the Senate or the Executive of the United States.... shall the principal port of entry ... be under the control of the administration or under the local control of a factional senator."

Conkling maneuvered to have the Senate confirm Garfield's uncontested nominations and adjourn without acting on Robertson. Garfield countered by withdrawing all nominations except Robertson's; the Senators would have to confirm him or sacrifice all the appointments of Conkling's friends.
In a final desperate move, Conkling and his fellow-Senator from New York resigned, confident that their legislature would vindicate their stand and re-elect them. Instead, the legislature elected two other men; the Senate confirmed Robertson. Garfield's victory was complete.

In foreign affairs, Garfield's Secretary of State invited all American republics to a conference to meet in Washington in 1882. But the conference never took place. On July 2, 1881, in a Washington railroad station, an embittered attorney who had sought a consular post shot the President.

Mortally wounded, Garfield lay in the White House for weeks. Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone, tried unsuccessfully to find the bullet with an induction-balance electrical device which he had designed. On September 6, Garfield was taken to the New Jersey seaside. For a few days he seemed to be recuperating, but on September 19, 1881, he died from an infection and internal hemorrhage. From here:

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Possibly Inappropriate for Work.

Now there's no reason to watch TV anymore.

The credit card reform bill signed into law by the president on Friday won't just put a stop to several unfair practices of the credit card industry -- it also targets misleading advertisements for phony "free" credit reports.

The "free credit report" advertised non-stop on cable television, it bears repeating, isn't free at all. The law calls for the Federal Trade Commission to issue new rules that will force free credit report advertisers to inform consumers that the only place for a free credit report is AnnualCreditReport.com.

Television and radio ads will also be required to include a pretty deflating statement: "This is not the free credit report provided for by Federal law."

It's hard to see how the FreeCreditReport.com's Renaissance Fair rocker will fit that one into his rhymes about pointy slippers and green wool tights.

Under the Bush administration, the FTC repeatedly fined the folks behind freecreditreport.com for deceptive advertising, since you only get the "free" report after enrolling in a $15-a-month credit monitoring program. But the fines amounted to mere wrist-slaps.

The new rule is good news for consumer advocates.

"For too long, FreeCreditReport.com has taken advantage of a weak consent decree negotiated by the Bush FTC that has let it confuse consumers into buying its over-priced, unneeded subscription credit monitoring product that isn't free," wrote U.S. Public Interest Research Group's Ed Mierzwinski in an email to the Huffington Post. "Consumers have wasted millions buying a service that doesn't prevent identity theft and doesn't raise your credit score, sold by one of the companies whose sloppy practices make identity theft easy and keeping your credit score accurate hard."

From HuffingtonPost.com

Idiot libs are impervious to knowledge

Here's a two-minute drill in soak-the-rich economics:

Maryland couldn't balance its budget last year, so the state tried to close the shortfall by fleecing the wealthy. Politicians in Annapolis created a millionaire tax bracket, raising the top marginal income-tax rate to 6.25%. And because cities such as Baltimore and Bethesda also impose income taxes, the state-local tax rate can go as high as 9.45%. Whaaaa? The libs can't balance their budget? But I thought everything was free. LOL @ taxes keep going up and up and up and IT'S NEVER ENOUGH FOR THE FUCKING LIBS.

Who could have predicted this? Who could have seen it coming? Oh ... yeah ... the framers of the Constitution.

Governor Martin O'Malley, a dedicated class warrior, declared that these richest 0.3% of filers were "willing and able to pay their fair share." The Baltimore Sun predicted the rich would "grin and bear it." Whaaaaa? The liberal media was wrong ... again?

By the way, here's what the dimbulb Governor (O'Malley) looks like.

One year later, nobody's grinning. One-third of the millionaires have disappeared from Maryland tax rolls. In 2008 roughly 3,000 million-dollar income tax returns were filed by the end of April. This year there were 2,000, which the state comptroller's office concedes is a "substantial decline."

On those missing returns, the government collects 6.25% of nothing. Instead of the state coffers gaining the extra $106 million the politicians predicted, millionaires paid $100 million less in taxes than they did last year -- even at higher rates. Whaaaa? Higher tax rates mean lower revenue? Who would have guessed that? The rest here:

Why ... this is a real mystery. You mean the rich aren't stupid? Hmmmm. That's a real shocker. What pisses me off is, these rich folk aren't very patriotic. Isn't that what all the tax cheats in the Obama administration say? "Paying taxes is patriotic?"

Here's a quote from Biden, the genius.

"It's time to be patriotic...time to jump in, time to be part of the deal, time to help get America out of the rut."

Shut up, Biden, you braying jackass. Why don't you libs just stop seizing my private property? Why don't you CUT the size and scope of government? (Now THAT would be patriotic.) Why don't you get off my ass and leave me the fuck alone? You jackasses seem to be able to limit every-fucking-thing except government. That's probably because the Constitution has the words "limited government" right in it.

I guess it won't be long before the idiots in Maryland come begging the federal government for a bailout. I mean, after all, why should THEIR stupid-assed decisions have to cost them anything? Everything is free. I'm guessing California , Massachusetts, and the rest of the idiot lib states won't be far behind.

See. This idiot lib Governor thinks he can soak the millionaires because they're only .03% of the filers. What he forgets is, they provide about 70% of the jobs and pay most of the taxes. I hope another 1000 move by next year. Maybe he'll remember by then (but don't count on it ... facts mean little to liberals.)

This is the same line of thinking that says the United States is bad because we're only 5% of the earth's population but we use 25% of the oil. SO WHAT, JACKASSES. We also provide about 95% of the world's medicines. We provide 95% of A LOT OF THINGS to the world ... but that doesn't matter to idiot libs. It doesn't matter that our economy holds ALL THEIR HEADS above water ... NOOoo.

Bunch of fucking ingrates if you ask me.

I wonder if this'll be funny

Community activist Helen Goode (the voice of Nancy Carell) chats with a neighbor in the coming ABC animated series ‘The Goode Family,’ which pokes fun at a household of environmentalists [libs] living in the Midwest.

Director Mike Judge’s new animated television series “The Goode Family” is a send-up of a clan of environmentalists who live by the words “What would Al Gore do?” Gerald and Helen Goode want nothing more than to minimize their carbon footprint. They feed their dog, Che, only veggies (much to the pet’s dismay) and Mr. Goode dutifully separates sheets of toilet paper when his wife accidentally buys two-ply. And, of course, the family drives a hybrid.

Much as Mr. Judge’s series “King of the Hill” finds humor in the dramas of a working-class Texas family, “Goode” lampoons a liberal Midwestern household. In “Goode,” the characters are often mocked for being green just to fit in with their friends and neighbors. They are a perfect target for the 46-year-old Mr. Judge and his two longtime co-writers, John Altschuler and Dave Krinsky, who have made careers out of finding humor in the follies and pretensions of everyday people. The rest here:

LOL @ "The Goode" family. The Klown predicts ... if this really does make fun of "earth people" it will be a success. If they pull punches or try to moralize, they're doomed.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Obama just nominated her

Judge Sonia Sotomayor of the Second Circuit Court of Appeals is one of the likely candidates to replace Justice Souter. Chuck Schumer has been pushing her name and she meets Obama's stated interest in increasing diversity on the bench (she's Hispanic).

So, what kind of judge is she? Morgen, of the blog Verum Serum, found this:



"All of the legal defense funds out there-- they're looking for people with court of appeals experience. Because court of appeals is where policy is made. And I know, I know this is on tape and I should never say that because we don't make law. [Laughs] I know. I know. [Laughter] I'm not promoting it, I'm not advocating it, I'm...y'know."
Check out that hand wave at the end. She walks it back, sure, but there's no question what she believes. She thinks she gets to make policy and she knows that she's not supposed to say that out loud. This is what Obama is looking for on the bench.

From Ace of Spades:

Yeah, lady, we know -- we know. The Klown thinks people like you should be indicted and put on trial for violating your oath.

Now this is how the libs do it. They get their policies "institutionalized." They like to place their comrades on the bench (for life) or in the bureaucracy etc so you cannot get at them through the ballot box. You cannot vote them out. They just sit there making rules or legislating from the bench.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Watch out, you're going to fall -- Gaaaa

So some jackass decides to threaten to commit chop-suey-cide by "jumping" from a bridge.

Meanwhile he stops traffic for hours and inconveniences a zillion other people who actually have stuff to do besides watching the world revolve around them.

So another guy decided to climb up there and toss the fuckwit off the bridge. LOL @ "Adios, jackass."

The story is here.


I found the video courtesy of Evelyn Quince who is a commenter at the J-Walk Blog where I first saw the story.

Ha ha - this cracks me up

Here, check this out; man arrested for being old-fashioned:
LONDON (Reuters) – A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son's virginity as a present was spared jail by a court on Friday.

The Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick out the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in the red-light district of Nottingham.

He got a suspended sentence.

Judge Jonathan Teare said he would spare the father jail because of his excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son. Judge Teare made the unusual gesture of descending from the bench and embracing the man, saying "I wish you had been my daddy," and "That's some kickass old-school parenting, broheim."

Half of that last paragraph might be fabricated.

From LauraW @ Ace of Spades:

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Not Like Final In a Cessna

And I thought the Klown was a good pilot...

Rachel Maddow Interviews for Fox News

It's the only explanation for such sense to come out of her mouth.


Saturday, May 23, 2009

He must have thought a long time to come up with this

Obama Says Dangerous Guantanamo Prisoners May Be Big Problem


You think

Friday, May 22, 2009

Free paid vacation - Yay!!

Rep. Alan Grayson was standing in the middle of Disney World when it hit him: What Americans really need is a week of paid vacation.

So on Thursday, the Florida Democrat will introduce the Paid Vacation Act — legislation that would be the first to make paid vacation time a requirement under federal law.

The bill would require companies with more than 100 employees to offer a week of paid vacation for both full-time and part-time employees after they’ve put in a year on the job. Three years after the effective date of the law, those same companies would be required to provide two weeks of paid vacation, and companies with 50 or more employees would have to provide one week.

The idea: More vacation will stimulate the economy through fewer sick days, better productivity and happier employees. More here:

Yes - employers will pay for it. IT'S FREE !! Those evil employers will be FORCED to pay for your vacation. And don't worry, they'll never pass those costs along to you in the form of lower wages or higher prices -- because it COSTS NOTHING!!

Good thinking, Democrats. I wonder why the founding fathers never thought of this genius move when they were writing the Constitution. I mean, it's SUCH a no brainer -- why did they leave it out? Lucky for us, Alan Grayson, Dipshitocrat Extraordinaire, is here to save the day and and correct this oversight.

Friday Pins

Everybody is offended these days

This is not a pic of the woman in this story -- it's just a pic of a random 700-pound person.

The Marion County Coroner's Office has come under fire after it was revealed that an obese woman was dragged from her home and hauled away on a trailer in front of family members following her death.

Teresa Smith, 48, who weighed 750 pounds, died Tuesday in her apartment on Indianapolis' northeast side.Officials at the scene told 6News' Jack Rinehart that the deputy coroner made the decision to call a towing service to remove the body from the home.

Smith's boyfriend and the couple's 13-year-old son, along with several neighbors, watched as Smith's body, still on her mattress, was dragged across the courtyard of the apartment complex, strapped down on the wrecker and covered with a piece of carpet.

"I think they should have handled it differently, putting her on a flatbed like they did. That was like putting a cow up there," said Smith's boyfriend, David Johnson. More here:

Friday Presidents


19. RUTHERFORD B. HAYES 1877-1881

Beneficiary of the most fiercely disputed election in American history, Rutherford B. Hayes brought to the Executive Mansion dignity, honesty, and moderate reform.

To the delight of the Woman's Christian Temperance Union, Lucy Webb Hayes carried out her husband's orders to banish wines and liquors from the White House.

Born in Ohio in 1822, Hayes was educated at Kenyon College and Harvard Law School. After five years of law practice in Lower Sandusky, he moved to Cincinnati, where he flourished as a young Whig lawyer.

He fought in the Civil War, was wounded in action, and rose to the rank of brevet major general. While he was still in the Army, Cincinnati Republicans ran him for the House of Representatives. He accepted the nomination, but would not campaign, explaining, "an officer fit for duty who at this crisis would abandon his post to electioneer... ought to be scalped."

Elected by a heavy majority, Hayes entered Congress in December 1865, troubled by the "Rebel influences ... ruling the White House." Between 1867 and 1876 he served three terms as Governor of Ohio.

Safe liberalism, party loyalty, and a good war record made Hayes an acceptable Republican candidate in 1876. He opposed Governor Samuel J. Tilden of New York.

Although a galaxy of famous Republican speakers, and even Mark Twain, stumped for Hayes, he expected the Democrats to win. When the first returns seemed to confirm this, Hayes went to bed, believing he had lost. But in New York, Republican National Chairman Zachariah Chandler, aware of a loophole, wired leaders to stand firm: "Hayes has 185 votes and is elected." The popular vote apparently was 4,300,000 for Tilden to 4,036,000 for Hayes. Hayes's election depended upon contested electoral votes in Louisiana, South Carolina, and Florida. If all the disputed electoral votes went to Hayes, he would win; a single one would elect Tilden.

Months of uncertainty followed. In January 1877 Congress established an Electoral Commission to decide the dispute. The commission, made up of eight Republicans and seven Democrats, determined all the contests in favor of Hayes by eight to seven. The final electoral vote: 185 to 184.

Northern Republicans had been promising southern Democrats at least one Cabinet post, Federal patronage, subsidies for internal improvements, and withdrawal of troops from Louisiana and South Carolina.

Hayes insisted that his appointments must be made on merit, not political considerations. For his Cabinet he chose men of high caliber, but outraged many Republicans because one member was an ex-Confederate and another had bolted the party as a Liberal Republican in 1872.

Hayes pledged protection of the rights of Negroes in the South, but at the same time advocated the restoration of "wise, honest, and peaceful local self-government." This meant the withdrawal of troops. Hayes hoped such conciliatory policies would lead to the building of a "new Republican party" in the South, to which white businessmen and conservatives would rally.

Many of the leaders of the new South did indeed favor Republican economic policies and approved of Hayes's financial conservatism, but they faced annihilation at the polls if they were to join the party of Reconstruction. Hayes and his Republican successors were persistent in their efforts but could not win over the "solid South."

Hayes had announced in advance that he would serve only one term, and retired to Spiegel Grove, his home in Fremont, Ohio, in 1881. He died in 1893. From here:

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

From "Pearls Before Swine"

Pearls Before Swine

The "Candy Man"

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Ebba dee booba doo meba dee zeebadee mooba doomba

From a friend in Pa.

Do you have anti-gun Democrat friends who do not seem as 'joyous' as they were after the election of the "Great One"? Maybe they're worried about their 'security' at home with the increasing "residential crime" they've been reading about. Also, maybe they realize now that the police can't be everywhere to protect them within seconds.

Well here's 'good news' for them. Smith & Wesson has just announced a new handgun designed just for the person who is un-familiar with (and possibly afraid of) handguns, yet wants to have adequate home protection:
The "SW18044L" ('L' signifies 'liberal')

You will note that this handsome, powerful weapon is a "commemorative model" which proudly bears the Democrat "Donkey" & a large capital "D"!

Tell your friends to be sure to get their orders in early, because they will be in high demand!


Monday, May 18, 2009

What a stooge

By Mark Wittington

Thus far Vice President Joe Biden's various gaffes have been amusing at best, embarrassing at worse. But the location of the Vice Presidential bunker, designed to help the Vice President and his staff ride out an attack, is classified information. The idea that Vice President Joe Biden is so unable to govern his tongue that he would blurt out classified information to a table full of reporters should be a cause for concern.



Remember how the unbiased(?) media treated VP Cheney.

Our current VP by those standards is an absolute idiot.

Any of our enemies would have a field day with this buffoon. On second thought they would have to waterboard him to just shut him up so they wouldn't have to listen to his babble anymore

Sunday, May 17, 2009

The blame - approaching Obama


From Wombat in email

Awkward photos

I started looking at these awkward photos and couldn't stop. This one is entitled "Too Close for Comfort."

When it comes to mom, hand placement is everything.

Found it at Miss Cellania

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Arctic Summer

Summer in the Arctic Circle means 24-hour daylight. The sun doesn't set; it just bounces along the horizon. This time-lapse video covers a week of Arctic summertime.

Found it at the Presurfer:

Friday, May 15, 2009

What is a liberal?

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."

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Friday Presidents


18. ULYSSES S. GRANT 1869-1877

Late in the administration of Andrew Johnson, Gen. Ulysses S. Grant quarreled with the President and aligned himself with the Radical Republicans. He was, as the symbol of Union victory during the Civil War, their logical candidate for President in 1868.

When he was elected, the American people hoped for an end to turmoil. Grant provided neither vigor nor reform. Looking to Congress for direction, he seemed bewildered. One visitor to the White House noted "a puzzled pathos, as of a man with a problem before him of which he does not understand the terms."

Born in 1822, Grant was the son of an Ohio tanner. He went to West Point rather against his will and graduated in the middle of his class. In the Mexican War he fought under Gen. Zachary Taylor.

At the outbreak of the Civil War, Grant was working in his father's leather store in Galena, Illinois. He was appointed by the Governor to command an unruly volunteer regiment. Grant whipped it into shape and by September 1861 he had risen to the rank of brigadier general of volunteers.

He sought to win control of the Mississippi Valley. In February 1862 he took Fort Henry and attacked Fort Donelson. When the Confederate commander asked for terms, Grant replied, "No terms except an unconditional and immediate surrender can be accepted." The Confederates surrendered, and President Lincoln promoted Grant to major general of volunteers.

At Shiloh in April, Grant fought one of the bloodiest battles in the West and came out less well. President Lincoln fended off demands for his removal by saying, "I can't spare this man--he fights."

For his next major objective, Grant maneuvered and fought skillfully to win Vicksburg, the key city on the Mississippi, and thus cut the Confederacy in two. Then he broke the Confederate hold on Chattanooga.

Lincoln appointed him General-in-Chief in March 1864. Grant directed Sherman to drive through the South while he himself, with the Army of the Potomac, pinned down Gen. Robert E. Lee's Army of Northern Virginia.

Finally, on April 9, 1865, at Appomattox Court House, Lee surrendered. Grant wrote out magnanimous terms of surrender that would prevent treason trials.

As President, Grant presided over the Government much as he had run the Army. Indeed he brought part of his Army staff to the White House.

Although a man of scrupulous honesty, Grant as President accepted handsome presents from admirers. Worse, he allowed himself to be seen with two speculators, Jay Gould and James Fisk. When Grant realized their scheme to corner the market in gold, he authorized the Secretary of the Treasury to sell enough gold to wreck their plans, but the speculation had already wrought havoc with business.

During his campaign for re-election in 1872, Grant was attacked by Liberal Republican reformers. He called them "narrow-headed men," their eyes so close together that "they can look out of the same gimlet hole without winking." The General's friends in the Republican Party came to be known proudly as "the Old Guard."

Grant allowed Radical Reconstruction to run its course in the South, bolstering it at times with military force.

After retiring from the Presidency, Grant became a partner in a financial firm, which went bankrupt. About that time he learned that he had cancer of the throat. He started writing his recollections to pay off his debts and provide for his family, racing against death to produce a memoir that ultimately earned nearly $450,000. Soon after completing the last page, in 1885, he died. From here:

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

FIRST JOB

Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between alittle 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will makeyou believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child thegift of our time.
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot.One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on theEmpty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest inall the activity going on next door and spent much of eachday observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough,'more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot.They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee andLunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there tomake her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her witha pay envelope containing ten dollars.
The little girl tookthis home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars'pay' she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savingsaccount. When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller wasEqually impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by
hervery own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudlyreplied, 'I worked last week with a real construction crew building thenew house next door to us.' 'Oh my goodness gracious,' said the teller,'and will you be Working on the house again this week, too?'
The little girl replied, 'I will, if those assholes at UBC everdeliver the fuckin' sheet rock...
Kind of brings a tear to the eye - doesn't it?

Monday, May 11, 2009

The Future Begins

Star Trek has been a staple of science fiction fans for over 40 years beginning with the original T.V. series created by Gene Roddenberry. The Premise was simple, Captain James T. Kirk and his crew traveled through space on the USS Enterprise encountering different planets and races. Since then it has spawned 6 television series and ten films. After the last film, Nemesis, and the last T.V. series, Enterprise, it seemed as though it had run its course and was lost in the vacuum of space.

Along Came J.J. Abrams who in the past was most famous for developing the T.V. series Alias and producing last years blockbuster Cloverfield. He had a vision to take the series to a place where it had never boldly gone before, the past. Reinventing the series in a way that would hold true to the original but yet give it its own twist on the future. Which he did.

The eleventh feature film, aptly named Star Trek, tells the story of how the crew of the Enterprise came together. James T. Kirk, the rebel who could care less about joining Starfleet. Spock, who defies the Vulcan elders by deciding to join Starfleet instead of the Vulcan Academy of Science. And Bones, who although has a fear of the vacuum of space wants desperately to be in it. As the film progress' we meet the rest of the crew Chekov, Sulu and Scotty.

When a Romulan named Nero threatens the lives of whole planets, the young crew meets the challenge of proving their collective worth to Starfleet. Taking them through fast paced action sequences and breathtaking worlds is the newly commissioned USS Enterprise, helmed by Captain Pike.

This new Star Trek injects new blood into the dying series. It was perfectly casted and well written. The only downfall of the film is the Villain. The villain, Nero, is not the problem; it's the actor, Eric Bana, who was good but could have been alot better. Other than that one flaw the rest of the film had done the unthinkable, surpassing the original as the greatest Star Trek film to date. There were so many great revelations and cameos, but I can't tell you any of them as they have something to do with the plot.

Whether or not your a Star Trek or Science Fiction fan, you will love this movie. It is pure edge of your seat entertainment, and easily the best movie to probably come out of the 2009 summer season.

The new order of Ascension

After recent developements from the Obama administration, the new order of Ascension to the heavens (aka White House) will be 2nd in line VP Biden, 3rd in line the union leader with the most members. If it coninues VP Biden better be careful or he will become 3rd. in line.

My new favorite golf reporter


PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. -- CBS Sports golf analyst David Feherty apologized Sunday to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid for a morbid joke that went bad in a Dallas magazine.

Feherty, one of the most popular golf analysts for his sharp wit and self-deprecating humor, was among five Dallas residents who wrote for "D Magazine" on former President George W. Bush moving to Dallas.

"From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this though," Feherty wrote toward the end of his column.

"Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death."

Feherty, a former Ryder Cup player who grew up in Northern Ireland, has gone to Iraq over Thanksgiving the past two years to visit with U.S. troops, and he created a foundation to help wounded soldiers. More here:

Creepiest guy on the internet


Found it at Ace's blog:

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Greatest play ever in baseball 1976

Happy Mother's Day!

Friday, May 8, 2009

New Montana Gun Law Signed

Sovereignty Bills Have National Scope
Gun Law One Of Many Proposals By States To Curb Federal Power

HELENA (AP) — Gov. Brian Schweitzer has signed into law a bill that aims to exempt Montana made guns from federal regulation, adding firepower to a battery of legislative efforts to assert states’ rights across the nation. “It’s a gun bill, but it’s another way of demonstrating the sovereignty of the state of Montana,” Democrat Schweitzer said. Because the law applies only to those guns that are made and kept in Montana, its effect is limited. The state is home to just a handful of specialty gun makers, known for recreating rifles used to settle the West, and most of their customers are out-of-state. But supporters of the new law hope it triggers a court case testing the legal basis for federal rules governing gun sales. “What we need here is for Montana to be able to handle Montana’s business and affairs,” bill sponsor Rep. Joel Boniek, a Republican and wilderness guide from Livingston, told fellow lawmakers during the bill’s House debate.

THE MEASURE is one of many introduced by state lawmakers across the nation seeking to confront what some see as a federal overreach into state matters that will be extended with the national stimulus plan. Along with the gun bill, Montana regislators are considering a resolution that affirms the 10th Amendment principle that the federal government only has those powers that are specifically given to it by the U.S. Constitution. “The whole goal is to awaken the people so that we can return to a properly grounded republic,” Rep. Michael More, R-Gallatin Gateway and the Montana resolution’s sponsor, said at a House committee hearing Wednesday. As many as 15 other Legislatures have also been mulling resolutions that buck federal control in states such as New Hampshire, South Carolina, Missouri and Oklahoma. “The balance has swung far to the extreme to the empowerment of the federal government, and to the harm of the individual states,” More said.

OPPONENTS OF the state sovereignty bids, however, warn they could give legitimacy to the kind of anti- government ideas that fueled the militia movement in Montana and elsewhere. “When you really actually get in and look at it there is a lot of what we feel is very dangerous, very anti-government language that reads very similar to posters for the militia movement in the 1990s,” said Travis McAdam, the interim director of the Montana Human Rights Network, a group formed to oppose racism and extremism. One of the few state senators who voted against the gun bill — Sen. Christine Kaufmann, D-Helena — is that group’s director when the Legislature is not in session. She ties the bills’ proliferation to fears about the Democratic administration of President Barack Obama and stimulus spending. “I do think that there is a kind of renewed vehemence to this kind of right-wing rhetoric being spewed by conservative talk show hosts to rile the troops and they are using the fact that we have a Democratic, black president as one of their rallying calls,” Kaufmann said. The Montana bills are being sponsored by freshman legislators who ran as part of a broader effort to oust more moderate Republicans in last spring’s elections. House Resolution 3, the one sponsored by More, follows another states’ rights declaration that deadlocked in the same committee earlier this session, though the committee’s chairman said it may have a shot on its second try.

HOUSE BILL 246, the Montana-made gun bill, cleared the Legislature easily before reaching the governor’s desk. Its supporters next plan to find a “squeaky clean” Montanan who wants to send a note to the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives threatening to build and sell about 20 rifles though federal dealership licensing. If the ATF says it’s illegal, the gun bill’s backers plan to file a lawsuit in federal court with the goal of launching a legal showdown that lands in the U.S. Supreme Court. The Montana Shooting Sports Association, which drafted the bill, has said it will raise the money to pay for any legal costs. “It doesn’t cost us any money and I like guns,” Schweitzer said after signing the bill. “I like big guns, I like little guns, I like pistols, I like rifles, and I would like to buy a gun that’s made in Montana,” Schweitzer said.

Yes, and the Federal Gov. wants more power. Lets hope the states win some back.

Yes - make the IRS bigger - good stuff


WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama proposed on Thursday nearly doubling funds to enforce U.S. tax laws next year, with an aim of more than quadrupling funding for tax compliance to $2.1 billion within five years. More here:

Yes - because every other commercial on television is for peeps who are in trouble with the IRS - but that's not enough. Just wait another few years ... EVERYBODY will be headed for the gulags.

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17. ANDREW JOHNSON 1865-1869

With the Assassination of Lincoln, the Presidency fell upon an old-fashioned southern Jacksonian Democrat of pronounced states' rights views. Although an honest and honorable man, Andrew Johnson was one of the most unfortunate of Presidents. Arrayed against him were the Radical Republicans in Congress, brilliantly led and ruthless in their tactics. Johnson was no match for them.

Born in Raleigh, North Carolina, in 1808, Johnson grew up in poverty. He was apprenticed to a tailor as a boy, but ran away. He opened a tailor shop in Greeneville, Tennessee, married Eliza McCardle, and participated in debates at the local academy.

Entering politics, he became an adept stump speaker, championing the common man and vilifying the plantation aristocracy. As a Member of the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 1840's and '50's, he advocated a homestead bill to provide a free farm for the poor man.

During the secession crisis, Johnson remained in the Senate even when Tennessee seceded, which made him a hero in the North and a traitor in the eyes of most Southerners. In 1862 President Lincoln appointed him Military Governor of Tennessee, and Johnson used the state as a laboratory for reconstruction. In 1864 the Republicans, contending that their National Union Party was for all loyal men, nominated Johnson, a Southerner and a Democrat, for Vice President.

After Lincoln's death, President Johnson proceeded to reconstruct the former Confederate States while Congress was not in session in 1865. He pardoned all who would take an oath of allegiance, but required leaders and men of wealth to obtain special Presidential pardons.

By the time Congress met in December 1865, most southern states were reconstructed, slavery was being abolished, but "black codes" to regulate the freedmen were beginning to appear.

Radical Republicans in Congress moved vigorously to change Johnson's program. They gained the support of northerners who were dismayed to see Southerners keeping many prewar leaders and imposing many prewar restrictions upon Negroes.

The Radicals' first step was to refuse to seat any Senator or Representative from the old Confederacy. Next they passed measures dealing with the former slaves. Johnson vetoed the legislation. The Radicals mustered enough votes in Congress to pass legislation over his veto--the first time that Congress had overridden a President on an important bill. They passed the Civil Rights Act of 1866, which established Negroes as American citizens and forbade discrimination against them.

A few months later Congress submitted to the states the Fourteenth Amendment, which specified that no state should "deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law."

All the former Confederate States except Tennessee refused to ratify the amendment; further, there were two bloody race riots in the South. Speaking in the Middle West, Johnson faced hostile audiences. The Radical Republicans won an overwhelming victory in Congressional elections that fall.

In March 1867, the Radicals effected their own plan of Reconstruction, again placing southern states under military rule. They passed laws placing restrictions upon the President. When Johnson allegedly violated one of these, the Tenure of Office Act, by dismissing Secretary of War Edwin M. Stanton, the House voted eleven articles of impeachment against him. He was tried by the Senate in the spring of 1868 and acquitted by one vote.

In 1875, Tennessee returned Johnson to the Senate. He died a few months later. From here:

Thursday, May 7, 2009

LMAO - "Help help, call the cops."


COLLEGE PARK, Ga. -- A group of college students said they are lucky to be alive and they’re thanking the quick-thinking of one of their own. Police said a fellow student shot and killed one of two masked me who burst into an apartment.

Channel 2 Action News reporter Tom Jones met with one of the students to talk about the incident.

“Apparently, his intent was to rape and murder us all,” said student Charles Bailey.

Bailey said he thought it was the end of his life and the lives of the 10 people inside his apartment for a birthday party after two masked men with guns burst in through a patio door.

“They just came in and separated the men from the women and said, ‘Give me your wallets and cell phones,’” said George Williams of the College Park Police Department.

Bailey said the gunmen started counting bullets. “The other guy asked how many (bullets) he had. He said he had enough,” said Bailey.

That’s when one student grabbed a gun out of a backpack and shot at the invader who was watching the men. The gunman ran out of the apartment.

The student then ran to the room where the second gunman, identified by police as 23-year-old Calvin Lavant, was holding the women.

“Apparently the guy was getting ready to rape his girlfriend. So he told the girls to get down and he started shooting. The guy jumped out of the window,” said Bailey.

A neighbor heard the shots and heard someone running nearby.

“And I heard someone say, ‘Someone help me. Call the police. Somebody call the police,’” said a neighbor. Oh, the ironing is delicious.

The neighbor said she believes it was Lavant, who was found dead near his apartment, only one building away. More here:

The Klown says, this guy needs more practice with his weapon. Good job anyway though. At least there's one less piece of shit on earth now. I hope the guy doesn't lose any sleep over it ... I know I won't.

Obama's massive budget cut


Found it at Moonbattery:

Complete idiots at Cheapair.com

My email to CheapAir:

I unsubscribed from your unsolicited emails on April 27, 2009. When I clicked on "unsubscribe, I saw the following screen:

Inexplicably, on May 6th, 2009, I get another unsolicited email from you. I unsubscribed ... again. I guess you think I have nothing better to do in a day except spend my time dealing with your idiotic spam.

Perhaps you need to become acquainted with the spam laws through the court system. Be assured I've saved all the unsolicited emails I've received from you (and the ones I sent asking to be removed) expressly for that purpose. Please don't send me any further emails. If you persist, I will try my best to ensure you learn a difficult and expensive lesson in court. Thank you.

A few hours later, I received this:

Dear [Evil Klown],

Thank you for your email. We have successfully removed you from any further emails. We
apologize for any inconvenience.

Regards,
Lynn C.
CheapAir Support
www.CheapAir.com
1-800-CHEAP AIR (1-800-243-2724)

Yes, I will still be holding on to their emails for a while. Why? Because I don't believe them.

Ahhh new --- AHH NEW, Bru

Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent’s room.

Finally, one morning he says to his mom, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him.”

His mom is taken by surprise and says, “Oh…well…ah…well, I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him thin again.”

The boy responds, “That won`t work!” His mom says, “Why not?”

The boy replies, “Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Even the hippies are hurting

Idiot lib strains irony limits

Coming soon to America


Sixteen people banned from entering the UK were "named and shamed" by the Home Office today. Note: I think Britain's "Home Office" is the same as our "Homeland Security." Savage was one of the peeps they banned -- lmao. What a bunch of geniuses. What a blow for freedom.

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said she decided to make public the names of 16 people banned since October so others could better understand what sort of behaviour Britain was not prepared to tolerate.

"I think it's important that people understand the sorts of values and sorts of standards that we have here, the fact that it's a privilege to come and the sort of things that mean you won't be welcome in this country," Ms Smith told GMTV.

"Coming to this country is a privilege. If you can't live by the rules that we live by, the standards and the values that we live by, we should exclude you from this country and, what's more, now we will make public those people that we have excluded. More here:

Yes, She's busy "banning" people who disagree with liberals ... you know ... except Muslim hate preachers ... in Britain's mosques ... collecting welfare ... THOSE are OK.

I mean, I don't listen to Savage but it's not as if he's Bill Ayers or something. I'm sure Savage will be dejected because he can't go to England -- oh WOE IS HIM!!

Anyway, good thinking, liberal dipshit. Ban those radio talk-show hosts -- BAN THEM -- THEY'LL GO AWAY SOON.
And don't stop either, keep banning people for thought/speech crimes ... and keep raising the bar.

Hey, I wonder if it's suddenly going to be popular to be "banned list." I can just see a bunch of people trying to get on it now so they can say "I was on the banned list before it was cool."

Tough guy ... about to get educated


Found it at Ace's blog:

Bush=Idiot Obama=Genius

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Barack Obama's joke wasn't lost in translation—even though he referred to a Cinco de Mayo celebration as "Cinco de Cuatro."

Obama jumbled his words as he welcomed guests to the White House to observe the Mexican holiday, sending the crowd into laughter before he referred to the day correctly.

"Welcome to Cinco de Cuatro—Cinco de Mayo at the White House," said Obama, in what appeared to be an attempt to note they were celebrating on the fourth of May instead of the fifth. More here:

That's funny, when Bush (or any conservative) made a mistake, it was because he's an idiot. When Obama makes a mistake, it's because he's so lovably human and cuddly.

"My accent's always been good," he said. "It's just that I only know 15 words."

Oh really? That's funny because, Bush-The-Idiot speaks a fair bit of Spanish. Did you know that? You didn't? I guess that's what makes it so hilarious. Don't worry though, if you ever got confused, the fair, balanced and honest media would be there to help you remember. The media can always be trusted to give you both sides of an issue.

This jackass should be in jail

The headquarters of Murtech, in a low-slung, bland building in a Glen Burnie business park, has its blinds drawn tight and few signs of life. On several days of visits, a handful of cars sit in the parking lot, and no trucks arrive at the 10 loading bays at the back of the building.

Yet last year, Murtech received $4 million in Pentagon work, all of it without competition, for a variety of warehousing and engineering services. With its long corridor of sparsely occupied offices and an unmanned reception area, Murtech's most striking feature is its owner -- Robert C. Murtha Jr., 49. He is the nephew of Rep. John P. Murtha, the Pennsylvania Democrat who has significant sway over the Defense Department's spending as chairman of the House Appropriations defense subcommittee.

Robert Murtha said he is not at liberty to discuss in detail what his company does, but for four years it has subsisted on defense contracts, according to records and interviews. More here:

Ah, it was probably just a coinkydink, right, Murtha? The FBI named him an "unindicted co-conspirator" in the ABSCAM prosecution but he wriggled free due to political maneuvering. Hey, maybe they'll get you this time, you piece of shit.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Gotta love Legos

Swine flu causes tough times in the woods

Wink - Nudge -- Candid photography


Found it here:

Objective jourrrrrnalists


Fair, honest and objective jourrrrnalists in the White House Press Corp. They remain seated when President Bush walks in but they all spring to their feet for Obama. The Klown thinks they have a contest -- first one to stand gets to blow him.

Monday, May 4, 2009

PREPARE FOR LANGUAGE CHANGE


WASHINGTON — The problem with global warming, some environmentalists believe, is [using the term] “global warming.”

Instead of grim warnings about global warming, the firm advises, talk about “our deteriorating atmosphere.” Drop discussions of carbon dioxide and bring up “moving away from the dirty fuels of the past.” Don’t confuse people with cap and trade; use terms like “cap and cash back” or “pollution reduction refund.”

A summary of the group’s latest findings and recommendations was accidentally sent by e-mail to a number of news organizations by someone who sat in this week on a briefing intended for government officials and environmental leaders.

Asked about the summary, ecoAmerica’s president and founder, Robert M. Perkowitz, requested that it not be reported until the formal release of the firm’s full paper later this month, but acknowledged that its wide distribution now made compliance with his request unlikely. Oh, that's such a shame. More here:

Yes, because libs ALWAYS change the language. They ALWAYS name their programs the opposite of what they really are. How about "The Employee Free Choice Act" (which takes away the secret ballot for union formation.) How about "The Fairness Doctrine."

Hey libs ... I think you should call this one "Genius Liberals Guarding Your Freedom & Liberty."

Libs getting pissed at libs


* Tear gas, warning shots, water cannon in Turkey
* Early-morning clashes in Germany, 50 police hurt
* Greek police clash with self-styled anarchists
* In France, even managers take to streets in protest

(Reuters) - May Day protesters clashed with riot police in Germany, Turkey and Greece on Friday while thousands angry at the government's responses to the global financial crisis took to the streets in France. Rising unemployment across Europe and beyond has added intensity to May Day marches as last year's market crash and banking meltdown rolls into the real economy. More here:

I can't imagine why they're so pissed. They keep voting for idiot liberals and now they got what they've been asking for for 50 years. Looks like they're grown weary of the results of creeping communism. The problem is, libs can't add two and two. They'll blame the whole thing on greedy capitalists.

Maybe after a couple of generations of starving, they'll figure it out ... nah. This will probably end the same way all tyrannies end ... ha ha. Too bad they've already given up their guns. Good luck with the rock-throwing, jackasses.

Well, at least they have low murder-by-gun rates over there ... as they eat their gruel, they can look back on that with pride.

Jon Stewart, liberal genius


Jon Stewart (real last name = Leibowitz) ran his idiot liberal mouth, as he does every day, but this guy put the hammer on him like nobody's business. This is the intellectual equivalent of hitting a liberal in the teeth with an aluminum baseball bat. Sixteen minutes of sweet, SWEET "bat-to-teeth" entertainment.

The question is, why do complete idiot shitstains like Jon Stewart get to keep their jobs after such egregious statements and behavior? Why do conservative broadcasters lose their jobs when they say something stupid? Why doesn't the American media hold them up for ridicule on a "Daily" basis? It's a real mystery.

Do you think Jon Stewart (or any liberal) would change his position given these facts? I'll save you the trouble ... the answer is "no." Facts do not matter to idiots. The funniest part is ... most of the Democrats in Congress agree with the idiot, Jon Stewart. Hee Haw -- Hee Haw.

Friday, May 1, 2009

New cruise line - "Pirates of the Indian Ocean"

I just got this from a good hunting buddy of mine in Pa. He is trying to organize a trip with special discount with 10 or more.

I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania). The cost is a bit high @ $800 US per person double occupancy but I didn't find that offensive. What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of the costs and claims associated with the package.

$800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing)

M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at 15.95
Ak-47 rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at 14.95

Barretta M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at 9.95

Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).

They even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard loads

"Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."

Meals are not included but seem reasonable.

Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs offer......... get this.....
"MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire"
Sign my ars up!

They advertise group rates and corporate discounts......and even claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"

They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text from the ad.

"We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before Feb 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."
As if all that isn't enough to whet your appetite, there were a few testimonials

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!"---- Lars, Hamburg Germany

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0 -PASSENGERS-32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English"----Ned, Salt Lake city, Utah USA

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam"----"chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.

"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot!! This is a must do.---Zeke-Minnahaw Springs Kentucky USA

Swine flu Important Info!

Critical Swine Flu prevention tip:
Don't DO this!


Prediction comes true

IT WAS ONCE SAID THAT A BLACK MAN WOULD BE PRESIDENT "WHEN PIGS FLY"

INDEED 100 DAYS INTO THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY

SWINE FLU

Yay! They finally get to use the word !!


April 30 (Bloomberg) -- A swine-flu patient in Spain who hadn’t traveled to Mexico may signal a new front of the outbreak, potentially heralding the first influenza pandemic in 41 years.

The World Health Organization raised its six-tier alert to 5, the second-highest, and said a pandemic declaration may come soon. It urged countries to make final preparations to deal with a virus that may sweep across the globe.

“It is all of humanity that is under threat during a pandemic,” Margaret Chan, WHO director-general, said at a news conference in Geneva yesterday. “The biggest question right now is this: How severe will the pandemic be? All countries should immediately now activate their pandemic plans.” The rest here:

These idiot libs have been waiting a long time since they coined the term "pandemic" in order to be able to finally use it. Happy days are finally here. Oh well, at least it won't cost us any money.

President Barack Obama asked Congress for $1.5 billion to battle an outbreak, and said parents should plan for school closings.
D'OH!!

Menopause Study‏

A study worth sharing:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has Revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her Menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is Attracted to men with rugged and Masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends To be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his Mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected

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